• Oct 3, 2022 9:27am

    The US Americans get tired of all the sex in the Pit and Jump out.

    The US Americans leap from the mud and grease of the pit and slip from Morris's clutches somehow.
    Team Whitey
  • Sep 20, 2022 7:08pm

    Claude running his mouth again

    I would say that Claude is talking out of his ass, but given that he is the Human Centipede, he is actually talking out of someone else's ass!!!
    US Americans
  • Sep 15, 2022 11:34am

    All is right in the World

    The Us Americans are in the pit and Morris is having his way!



    Team Whitey
  • Dec 6, 2021 10:49am

    All is right in the world!

    Ahhhh the birds are singing. The sun is shining! Bama is number one and The Human Centipede is at the bottom of the pit!!!
    US Americans
  • Nov 22, 2021 10:01am

    The Pit

    Miller is now on the bottom of the Pit!
    Team Whitey
  • Sep 25, 2021 11:10am

    Dalvin Cook update

    Hey Human Centipede, I wouldn't be so quick to rejoice at others pit status. It looks like Cook is out this week. Hmmm I wonder who has Mattison to take advantage of that last place Seahawk run defense? Have a nice week!
    US Americans
  • Sep 21, 2021 4:22pm

    #Pitlife

    Looks like Glory Holes is being "Spit Roasted" down there, have fun Pit Dwellers...
    Brighton Bruisers
  • Sep 20, 2021 10:28am

    The Commish is in the Pit!

    After many years of raping and pillaging our kingdom, King Hess is in the Pit, mixing it up with the likes of the Black Hole and Glory Holes.
    Team Whitey
  • Sep 16, 2021 7:20pm

    Oh the humanity

    Yes, it just breaks my heart!
    US Americans
  • Sep 14, 2021 9:20am

    Tough loss but Waller looked good.

    Hunt scored second highest of the week and still lost H2H and Waller doesn't seem a reach after all.

    Snowman
  • Jan 10, 2021 5:39am

    Congratulations

    Well done Dave! You truly did a great job this year! But I would really like give a huge shout out to Claude aka The Human Centipede. Dude, it takes real effort to finish 45 points behind the 11th place team!!! Enjoy your moniker. This time I think you'll keep it for many enjoyable years to come!!!



    US Americans
  • Nov 7, 2020 1:54pm

    Coming to a theater near you...Claude Whitehead is the

    HUMAN CENTIPEDE stage 2
    US Americans
  • Oct 11, 2020 4:46pm

    Whoa, whoa, whoa woe . . .

    Guys, we voted in a loose one-year trial of odd rules for a Covid year. We specifically addressed that we wouldn't be able to anticipate everything and sometimes you're jut going to get screwed. We can't change rules in mid season and/or retroactively change playeers and rosters. Edward reads and article let's vote on a rule tomorrow night?!? You fucking kidding me!
    Snowman