| Pillow Biters | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Drake Maye | @SEA |
| QB | Tyler Shough | @DET |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor | BAL |
| WR | Justin Jefferson | GNB |
| FL | Bucky Irving | @CIN |
| FL | Christian Watson | @MIN |
| PK | Harrison Butker | DEN |
| PK | Daniel Carlson | @DET |
| DF | Marcus Jones | @SEA |
| DF | Dallas Turner | GNB |
| DF | Kevin Byard III | @SEA |
| DF | Jalyx Hunt | WAS |
| TX | Chris Godwin Jr. | @CIN |
| TX | Tony Pollard | NYJ |
| TX | Michael Wilson | @LAC |
| TX | Woody Marks | BUF |
| TX | Devaughn Vele | @DET |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Abusement Park | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Lamar Jackson | @IND |
| QB | Jordan Love | @MIN |
| RB | James Cook III | @HOU |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb | @NYG |
| FL | Breece Hall | @TEN |
| FL | Tee Higgins | TAM |
| PK | Evan McPherson | TAM |
| PK | Eddy Pineiro | @LAR |
| DF | Trey Hendrickson | @IND |
| DF | Tuli Tuipulotu | ARI |
| DF | Andrew Van Ginkel | GNB |
| DF | Rashan Gary | @NYG |
| TX | Cam Skattebo | DAL |
| TX | Matthew Golden | @MIN |
| TX | Brian Thomas Jr. | CLE |
| TX | Jacory Croskey-Merritt | @PHI |
| TX | Jordan Addison | GNB |
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Updated: 9/7/26 9:54am
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| Yeast Infection | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Dak Prescott | @NYG |
| QB | Jalen Hurts | WAS |
| RB | Ashton Jeanty | MIA |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase | TAM |
| FL | Travis Etienne Jr. | @DET |
| FL | Davante Adams | SFO |
| PK | Cam Little | CLE |
| PK | Cairo Santos | @CAR |
| DF | Aidan Hutchinson | NOR |
| DF | Danielle Hunter | BUF |
| DF | Abdul Carter | DAL |
| DF | DeForest Buckner | BAL |
| TX | Kenny Gainwell | @CIN |
| TX | Michael Pittman Jr. | ATL |
| TX | Wan'Dale Robinson | NYJ |
| TX | Kyle Monangai | @CAR |
| TX | Malik Willis | @LVR |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Sactown Shrimpers | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Matthew Stafford | SFO |
| QB | Kirk Cousins | MIA |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | NOR |
| WR | Ladd McConkey | ARI |
| FL | Kyren Williams | SFO |
| FL | Garrett Wilson | @TEN |
| PK | Cameron Dicker | ARI |
| PK | Matt Gay | MIA |
| DF | Brian Burns | DAL |
| DF | Maxx Crosby | MIA |
| DF | Aaron Donald | SFO |
| DF | R Mason Thomas | DEN |
| TX | Marvin Harrison Jr. | @LAC |
| TX | Rachaad White | @PHI |
| TX | KC Concepcion | @JAC |
| TX | George Kittle | @LAR |
| TX | Mike Washington Jr. | MIA |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Team Whitey | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Trevor Lawrence | CLE |
| QB | Brock Purdy | @LAR |
| RB | Jadarian Price | NWE |
| WR | Puka Nacua | SFO |
| FL | Nico Collins | BUF |
| FL | Chris Olave | @DET |
| PK | Jake Bates | NOR |
| PK | Wil Lutz | @KAN |
| DF | Myles Garrett | SFO |
| DF | Josh Sweat | @LAC |
| DF | Al-Quadin Muhammad | @CIN |
| DF | Derek Stingley Jr. | BUF |
| TX | Josh Jacobs | @MIN |
| TX | MarShawn Lloyd | @MIN |
| TX | Carnell Tate | NYJ |
| TX | Kaelon Black | @LAR |
| TX | Jacoby Brissett | @LAC |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:51pm
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| Glory Holes | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Justin Herbert | ARI |
| QB | Jaxson Dart | DAL |
| RB | Omarion Hampton | ARI |
| WR | Brock Bowers | MIA |
| FL | Javonte Williams | @NYG |
| FL | Zay Flowers | @IND |
| PK | Brandon Aubrey | @NYG |
| PK | Blake Grupe | @TEN |
| DF | Montez Sweat | @CAR |
| DF | Caleb Downs | @NYG |
| DF | Malachi Lawrence | @NYG |
| DF | DeMarvion Overshown | @NYG |
| TX | Jonathon Brooks | CHI |
| TX | Quentin Johnston | ARI |
| TX | Blake Corum | SFO |
| TX | Keaton Mitchell | ARI |
| TX | Romeo Doubs | @SEA |
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Updated: 9/7/26 4:38pm
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| Stumps | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Caleb Williams | @CAR |
| QB | Kyler Murray | GNB |
| RB | David Montgomery | BUF |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown | NOR |
| FL | A.J. Brown | @SEA |
| FL | Malik Nabers | DAL |
| PK | Andy Borregales | @SEA |
| PK | Joey Slye | NYJ |
| DF | Will Anderson Jr. | BUF |
| DF | James Pearce Jr. | @PIT |
| DF | Jeffery Simmons | NYJ |
| DF | Jared Verse | @JAC |
| TX | Bhayshul Tuten | CLE |
| TX | Colston Loveland | @CAR |
| TX | Jaylen Warren | ATL |
| TX | Chuba Hubbard | CHI |
| TX | Tyler Warren | BAL |
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Updated: 9/7/26 10:02am
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| Superbowl Bound | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Joe Burrow | TAM |
| QB | Jayden Daniels | @PHI |
| RB | Bijan Robinson | @PIT |
| WR | Tetairoa McMillan | CHI |
| FL | Jeremiyah Love | @LAC |
| FL | Emeka Egbuka | @CIN |
| PK | Ka'imi Fairbairn | BUF |
| PK | Will Reichard | GNB |
| DF | Josh Hines-Allen | CLE |
| DF | Odafe Oweh | @PHI |
| DF | David Bailey | @TEN |
| DF | Rueben Bain Jr. | @CIN |
| TX | Mike Evans | @LAR |
| TX | Tyler Allgeier | @LAC |
| TX | Stefon Diggs | @PHI |
| TX | Josh Downs | BAL |
| TX | Brian Robinson | @PIT |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Redskins | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | DEN |
| QB | Josh Allen | @HOU |
| RB | De'Von Achane | @LVR |
| WR | Rashee Rice | DEN |
| FL | D'Andre Swift | @CAR |
| FL | Trey McBride | @LAC |
| PK | Jason Myers | NWE |
| PK | Tyler Loop | @IND |
| DF | DeMarcus Lawrence | NWE |
| DF | Jonathon Cooper | @KAN |
| DF | Alex Highsmith | ATL |
| DF | Uchenna Nwosu | NWE |
| TX | DJ Moore | @HOU |
| TX | TreVeyon Henderson | @SEA |
| TX | Rico Dowdle | ATL |
| TX | Jayden Reed | @MIN |
| TX | Daniel Jones | BAL |
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Updated: 9/7/26 4:56pm
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| Brown Sugar | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Bo Nix | @KAN |
| QB | Cam Ward | NYJ |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III | DEN |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | NWE |
| FL | Drake London | @PIT |
| FL | Quinshon Judkins | @JAC |
| PK | Jake Elliott | WAS |
| PK | Dominic Zvada | DAL |
| DF | Micah Parsons | @MIN |
| DF | Laiatu Latu | BAL |
| DF | Byron Young | WAS |
| DF | Quinnen Williams | @NYG |
| TX | Rome Odunze | @CAR |
| TX | RJ Harvey | @KAN |
| TX | J.K. Dobbins | @KAN |
| TX | Kyle Pitts Sr. | @PIT |
| TX | DK Metcalf | ATL |
|
Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Brighton Bruisers | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Baker Mayfield | @CIN |
| QB | Geno Smith | @TEN |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey | @LAR |
| WR | DeVonta Smith | WAS |
| FL | Derrick Henry | @IND |
| FL | Jaylen Waddle | @KAN |
| PK | Chris Boswell | ATL |
| PK | Trey Smack | @MIN |
| DF | Nik Bonitto | @KAN |
| DF | Nick Bosa | @LAR |
| DF | Lukas Van Ness | @MIN |
| DF | Riley Moss | @KAN |
| TX | Luther Burden III | @CAR |
| TX | Parker Washington | CLE |
| TX | Jordan Mason | GNB |
| TX | Alec Pierce | BAL |
| TX | Jonah Coleman | @KAN |
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Updated: 9/7/26 10:34am
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| US Americans | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Jared Goff | NOR |
| QB | Sam Darnold | NWE |
| RB | Chase Brown | TAM |
| WR | George Pickens | @NYG |
| FL | Saquon Barkley | WAS |
| FL | Jameson Williams | NOR |
| PK | Chase McLaughlin | @CIN |
| PK | Nick Folk | @PIT |
| DF | Byron Young | SFO |
| DF | Chase Young | @DET |
| DF | T.J. Watt | ATL |
| DF | Jaelan Phillips | CHI |
| TX | Rhamondre Stevenson | @SEA |
| TX | Terry McLaurin | @PHI |
| TX | Courtland Sutton | @KAN |
| TX | De'Zhaun Stribling | @LAR |
| TX | Tank Bigsby | WAS |
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Updated: 9/7/26 9:14am
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