2026 Transactions

Date	Week	Return	Type	Team 1		Player traded		Player traded	Team 2	Comment
10/16	6		Permanent Perm	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn		Jalen Hurts		Keaton Mitchell	Glory Holes Glory Holes
10/05	5		Permanent Perm	Pillow Biters Plw Biters		Kwity Paye		Brian Burns	Sactown Shrimpers Sactown Shrimpers	Team 2 gives waiver pick

Date	Pick	Team	Added	Dropped
10/19	1	Redskins Redskins	Germie Bernard	Tyreek Hill
10/19	2	Glory Holes Glory Holes	Jadarian Price	Jalen Hurts
10/19	3	Brighton Bruisers Bruisers	Xavier McKinney	Riley Moss
10/19	4	US Americans US Americns	Isaiah Likely	Tank Bigsby
10/19	5	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Ryan Fitzgerald	Wil Lutz
10/19	6	Pillow Biters Plw Biters	Austin Booker	Kevin Byard III
10/19	7	Superbowl Bound SB Bound	Budda Baker	Josh Hines-Allen
10/19	8	Brown Sugar Brown Sugar	J.J. McCarthy	Cam Ward
10/19	9	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn	Omar Cooper Jr.	Michael Pittman Jr.
10/19	10	Abusement Park Absmnt Park	Tyler Bass	Eddy Pineiro
10/19	11	Redskins Redskins	Woody Marks	Alvin Kamara
10/19	12	Glory Holes Glory Holes	Samaje Perine	Jonathon Brooks
10/19	13	Brighton Bruisers Bruisers	Carl Granderson	Nick Bosa
10/19	14	US Americans US Americns	Jordyn Tyson	Terry McLaurin
10/19	15	Pillow Biters Plw Biters	Christian Kirk	Xavier Worthy
10/19	16	Superbowl Bound SB Bound	Bam Knight	Tyler Allgeier
10/19	17	Brown Sugar Brown Sugar	Ernest Jones IV	Mason Graham
10/19	18	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn	Kendre Miller	Keaton Mitchell
10/19	19	Abusement Park Absmnt Park	Byron Murphy Jr.	Derek Stingley Jr.
10/19	20	Redskins Redskins	Dalton Kincaid	Brian Thomas Jr.
10/19	21	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn	Ja'Kobi Lane	Davante Adams
10/19	22	Abusement Park Absmnt Park	Boye Mafe	Tuli Tuipulotu
10/19	23	Redskins Redskins	Tuli Tuipulotu	Talanoa Hufanga
10/19	24	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn	Keenan Allen	Dohnte Meyers
10/19	25	Redskins Redskins	Josh Hines-Allen	Bradley Chubb
10/19	26	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn	Andre Szmyt	Cairo Santos
10/19	27	Glory Holes Glory Holes	Treylon Burks	Romeo Doubs
10/19	28	Glory Holes Glory Holes	Antonio Williams	Treylon Burks

Date	Pick	Team	Added	Dropped
10/05	1	Glory Holes Glory Holes	Aaron Rodgers	Justin Herbert
10/05	2	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Ollie Gordon II	Jadarian Price
10/05	3	Superbowl Bound SB Bound	Dexter Lawrence II	Derrick Barnes
10/05	4	US Americans US Americns	Zach Charbonnet	Isaiah Likely
10/05	5	Stumps Stumps	Jacoby Brissett	Tyler Warren
10/05	6	Redskins Redskins	Tyreek Hill	Dontayvion Wicks
10/05	7	Brighton Bruisers Bruisers	Sam LaPorta	Alec Pierce
10/05	8	Pillow Biters Plw Biters	Xavier Worthy	Chris Godwin Jr.
10/05	9	Brown Sugar Brown Sugar	DK Metcalf	Kyle Pitts Sr.
10/05	10	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn	Dohnte Meyers	Darren Waller
10/05	11	Abusement Park Absmnt Park	Braelon Allen	Jacory Croskey-Merritt
10/05	12	Pillow Biters Plw Biters	Jevon Holland	Brian Burns
10/05	13	Glory Holes Glory Holes	Keaton Mitchell	Jaxson Dart
10/05	14	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Chad Ryland	Jason Sanders
10/05	15	Stumps Stumps	Elijah Ponder	James Pearce Jr.
10/05	16	Redskins Redskins	Alvin Kamara	De'Von Achane
10/05	17	Brighton Bruisers Bruisers	Michael Penix Jr.	Baker Mayfield
10/05	18	Pillow Biters Plw Biters	Seth McGowan	Woody Marks
10/05	19	Brown Sugar Brown Sugar	Mason Graham	Byron Young
10/05	20	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn	Jameis Winston	Malik Willis
10/05	21	Abusement Park Absmnt Park	Derek Stingley Jr.	Shemar Stewart
10/05	22	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Deebo Samuel Sr.	Dalton Schultz
10/05	23	Redskins Redskins	Brian Thomas Jr.	Courtland Sutton
10/05	24	Team Whitey Team Whitey	DJ Wonnum	Travon Walker
10/05	25	Redskins Redskins	Talanoa Hufanga	DeMarcus Lawrence
10/05	26	Brown Sugar Brown Sugar	Adetomiwa Adebawore	Za'Darius Smith
10/05	27	Brown Sugar Brown Sugar	Tyler Warren	Dalton Kincaid
10/05	28	Brown Sugar Brown Sugar	Emmett Johnson	J.K. Dobbins

Date	Pick	Team	Added	Dropped
09/21	1	Glory Holes Glory Holes	Jalen Coker	Quentin Johnston
09/21	2	Brighton Bruisers Bruisers	C.J. Stroud	Geno Smith
09/21	3	Brown Sugar Brown Sugar	Dalton Kincaid	DK Metcalf
09/21	4	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Aaron Jones Sr.	MarShawn Lloyd
09/21	5	US Americans US Americns	Travis Kelce	De'Zhaun Stribling
09/21	6	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn	Emanuel Wilson	Kenny Gainwell
09/21	7	Superbowl Bound SB Bound	Bryce Young	Josh Downs
09/21	8	Abusement Park Absmnt Park	Denzel Boston	Jordan Addison
09/21	9	Sactown Shrimpers Sactown Shrimpers	Tre Tucker	Marvin Harrison Jr.
09/21	10	Redskins Redskins	Dontayvion Wicks	Jayden Reed
09/21	11	Stumps Stumps	Greg Rousseau	Jared Verse
09/21	12	Pillow Biters Plw Biters	Kwity Paye	Jalyx Hunt
09/21	13	Glory Holes Glory Holes	Deshaun Watson	Keaton Mitchell
09/21	14	Brown Sugar Brown Sugar	Za'Darius Smith	Laiatu Latu
09/21	15	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Dalton Schultz	Jacoby Brissett
09/21	16	US Americans US Americns	Isaiah Likely	Courtland Sutton
09/21	17	Yeast Infection Yst Infctn	Darren Waller	Wan'Dale Robinson
09/21	18	Superbowl Bound SB Bound	Derrick Barnes	Rueben Bain Jr.
09/21	19	Abusement Park Absmnt Park	Shemar Stewart	Rashan Gary
09/21	20	Redskins Redskins	Courtland Sutton	Daniel Jones
09/21	21	Stumps Stumps	Spencer Shrader	Joey Slye
09/21	22	Glory Holes Glory Holes	Devin Lloyd	DeMarvion Overshown
09/21	23	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Leonard Williams	Al-Quadin Muhammad
09/21	24	Abusement Park Absmnt Park	Ray Davis	Brian Thomas Jr.
09/21	25	Redskins Redskins	Zach Allen	Uchenna Nwosu
09/21	26	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Travon Walker	Josh Sweat
09/21	27	Redskins Redskins	Bradley Chubb	Jonathon Cooper
09/21	28	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Cedric Johnson	Derek Stingley Jr.
09/21	29	Team Whitey Team Whitey	Jason Sanders	Jake Bates

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