| Pillow Biters | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Drake Maye | @BUF |
| QB | Tyler Shough | ATL |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor | @WAS |
| WR | Justin Jefferson | MIA |
| FL | Bucky Irving | GNB |
| FL | Christian Watson | @TAM |
| PK | Harrison Butker | @LVR |
| PK | Daniel Carlson | ATL |
| DF | Marcus Jones | @BUF |
| DF | Dallas Turner | MIA |
| DF | Kevin Byard III | @BUF |
| DF | Jalyx Hunt | LAR |
| TX | Chris Godwin Jr. | GNB |
| TX | Tony Pollard | @BAL |
| TX | Michael Wilson | @NYG |
| TX | Woody Marks | DAL |
| TX | Devaughn Vele | ATL |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Abusement Park | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Lamar Jackson | TEN |
| QB | Jordan Love | @TAM |
| RB | James Cook III | NWE |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb | @HOU |
| FL | Breece Hall | @CHI |
| FL | Tee Higgins | JAC |
| PK | Evan McPherson | JAC |
| PK | Eddy Pineiro | DEN |
| DF | Trey Hendrickson | TEN |
| DF | Tuli Tuipulotu | @SEA |
| DF | Andrew Van Ginkel | MIA |
| DF | Rashan Gary | @HOU |
| TX | Cam Skattebo | ARI |
| TX | Matthew Golden | @TAM |
| TX | Brian Thomas Jr. | @CIN |
| TX | Jacory Croskey-Merritt | IND |
| TX | Jordan Addison | MIA |
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Updated: 9/7/26 9:54am
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| Yeast Infection | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Dak Prescott | @HOU |
| QB | Jalen Hurts | LAR |
| RB | Ashton Jeanty | KAN |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase | JAC |
| FL | Travis Etienne Jr. | ATL |
| FL | Davante Adams | @PHI |
| PK | Cam Little | @CIN |
| PK | Cairo Santos | NYJ |
| DF | Aidan Hutchinson | @CAR |
| DF | Danielle Hunter | DAL |
| DF | Abdul Carter | ARI |
| DF | DeForest Buckner | @WAS |
| TX | Kenny Gainwell | GNB |
| TX | Michael Pittman Jr. | @CLE |
| TX | Wan'Dale Robinson | @BAL |
| TX | Kyle Monangai | NYJ |
| TX | Malik Willis | @MIN |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Sactown Shrimpers | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Matthew Stafford | @PHI |
| QB | Kirk Cousins | KAN |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | @CAR |
| WR | Ladd McConkey | @SEA |
| FL | Kyren Williams | @PHI |
| FL | Garrett Wilson | @CHI |
| PK | Cameron Dicker | @SEA |
| PK | Matt Gay | KAN |
| DF | Brian Burns | ARI |
| DF | Maxx Crosby | KAN |
| DF | Aaron Donald | @PHI |
| DF | R Mason Thomas | @LVR |
| TX | Marvin Harrison Jr. | @NYG |
| TX | Rachaad White | IND |
| TX | KC Concepcion | PIT |
| TX | George Kittle | DEN |
| TX | Mike Washington Jr. | KAN |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Team Whitey | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Trevor Lawrence | @CIN |
| QB | Brock Purdy | DEN |
| RB | Jadarian Price | LAC |
| WR | Puka Nacua | @PHI |
| FL | Nico Collins | DAL |
| FL | Chris Olave | ATL |
| PK | Jake Bates | @CAR |
| PK | Wil Lutz | @SFO |
| DF | Myles Garrett | @PHI |
| DF | Josh Sweat | @NYG |
| DF | Al-Quadin Muhammad | GNB |
| DF | Derek Stingley Jr. | DAL |
| TX | Josh Jacobs | @TAM |
| TX | MarShawn Lloyd | @TAM |
| TX | Carnell Tate | @BAL |
| TX | Kaelon Black | DEN |
| TX | Jacoby Brissett | @NYG |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:51pm
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| Glory Holes | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Justin Herbert | @SEA |
| QB | Jaxson Dart | ARI |
| RB | Omarion Hampton | @SEA |
| WR | Brock Bowers | KAN |
| FL | Javonte Williams | @HOU |
| FL | Zay Flowers | TEN |
| PK | Brandon Aubrey | @HOU |
| PK | Blake Grupe | @CHI |
| DF | Montez Sweat | NYJ |
| DF | Caleb Downs | @HOU |
| DF | Malachi Lawrence | @HOU |
| DF | DeMarvion Overshown | @HOU |
| TX | Jonathon Brooks | DET |
| TX | Quentin Johnston | @SEA |
| TX | Blake Corum | @PHI |
| TX | Keaton Mitchell | @SEA |
| TX | Romeo Doubs | @BUF |
|
Updated: 9/7/26 4:38pm
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| Stumps | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Caleb Williams | NYJ |
| QB | Kyler Murray | MIA |
| RB | David Montgomery | DAL |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown | @CAR |
| FL | A.J. Brown | @BUF |
| FL | Malik Nabers | ARI |
| PK | Andy Borregales | @BUF |
| PK | Joey Slye | @BAL |
| DF | Will Anderson Jr. | DAL |
| DF | James Pearce Jr. | @NOR |
| DF | Jeffery Simmons | @BAL |
| DF | Jared Verse | PIT |
| TX | Bhayshul Tuten | @CIN |
| TX | Colston Loveland | NYJ |
| TX | Jaylen Warren | @CLE |
| TX | Chuba Hubbard | DET |
| TX | Tyler Warren | @WAS |
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Updated: 9/7/26 10:02am
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| Superbowl Bound | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Joe Burrow | JAC |
| QB | Jayden Daniels | IND |
| RB | Bijan Robinson | @NOR |
| WR | Tetairoa McMillan | DET |
| FL | Jeremiyah Love | @NYG |
| FL | Emeka Egbuka | GNB |
| PK | Ka'imi Fairbairn | DAL |
| PK | Will Reichard | MIA |
| DF | Josh Hines-Allen | @CIN |
| DF | Odafe Oweh | IND |
| DF | David Bailey | @CHI |
| DF | Rueben Bain Jr. | GNB |
| TX | Mike Evans | DEN |
| TX | Tyler Allgeier | @NYG |
| TX | Stefon Diggs | IND |
| TX | Josh Downs | @WAS |
| TX | Brian Robinson | @NOR |
|
Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Redskins | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | @LVR |
| QB | Josh Allen | NWE |
| RB | De'Von Achane | @MIN |
| WR | Rashee Rice | @LVR |
| FL | D'Andre Swift | NYJ |
| FL | Trey McBride | @NYG |
| PK | Jason Myers | LAC |
| PK | Tyler Loop | TEN |
| DF | DeMarcus Lawrence | LAC |
| DF | Jonathon Cooper | @SFO |
| DF | Alex Highsmith | @CLE |
| DF | Uchenna Nwosu | LAC |
| TX | DJ Moore | NWE |
| TX | TreVeyon Henderson | @BUF |
| TX | Rico Dowdle | @CLE |
| TX | Jayden Reed | @TAM |
| TX | Daniel Jones | @WAS |
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Updated: 9/7/26 4:56pm
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| Brown Sugar | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Bo Nix | @SFO |
| QB | Cam Ward | @BAL |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III | @LVR |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | LAC |
| FL | Drake London | @NOR |
| FL | Quinshon Judkins | PIT |
| PK | Jake Elliott | LAR |
| PK | Dominic Zvada | ARI |
| DF | Micah Parsons | @TAM |
| DF | Laiatu Latu | @WAS |
| DF | Byron Young | LAR |
| DF | Quinnen Williams | @HOU |
| TX | Rome Odunze | NYJ |
| TX | RJ Harvey | @SFO |
| TX | J.K. Dobbins | @SFO |
| TX | Kyle Pitts Sr. | @NOR |
| TX | DK Metcalf | @CLE |
|
Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Brighton Bruisers | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Baker Mayfield | GNB |
| QB | Geno Smith | @CHI |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey | DEN |
| WR | DeVonta Smith | LAR |
| FL | Derrick Henry | TEN |
| FL | Jaylen Waddle | @SFO |
| PK | Chris Boswell | @CLE |
| PK | Trey Smack | @TAM |
| DF | Nik Bonitto | @SFO |
| DF | Nick Bosa | DEN |
| DF | Lukas Van Ness | @TAM |
| DF | Riley Moss | @SFO |
| TX | Luther Burden III | NYJ |
| TX | Parker Washington | @CIN |
| TX | Jordan Mason | MIA |
| TX | Alec Pierce | @WAS |
| TX | Jonah Coleman | @SFO |
|
Updated: 9/7/26 10:34am
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| US Americans | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Jared Goff | @CAR |
| QB | Sam Darnold | LAC |
| RB | Chase Brown | JAC |
| WR | George Pickens | @HOU |
| FL | Saquon Barkley | LAR |
| FL | Jameson Williams | @CAR |
| PK | Chase McLaughlin | GNB |
| PK | Nick Folk | @NOR |
| DF | Byron Young | @PHI |
| DF | Chase Young | ATL |
| DF | T.J. Watt | @CLE |
| DF | Jaelan Phillips | DET |
| TX | Rhamondre Stevenson | @BUF |
| TX | Terry McLaurin | IND |
| TX | Courtland Sutton | @SFO |
| TX | De'Zhaun Stribling | DEN |
| TX | Tank Bigsby | LAR |
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Updated: 9/7/26 9:14am
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