| Pillow Biters | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Drake Maye | @LAC |
| QB | Tyler Shough | @CIN |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor | NYG |
| WR | Justin Jefferson | ATL |
| FL | Bucky Irving | CAR |
| FL | Christian Watson | @LAR |
| PK | Harrison Butker | @BUF |
| PK | Daniel Carlson | @CIN |
| DF | Marcus Jones | @LAC |
| DF | Dallas Turner | ATL |
| DF | Kevin Byard III | @LAC |
| DF | Jalyx Hunt | @DAL |
| TX | Chris Godwin Jr. | CAR |
| TX | Tony Pollard | @JAC |
| TX | Michael Wilson | WAS |
| TX | Woody Marks | BAL |
| TX | Devaughn Vele | @CIN |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Abusement Park | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Lamar Jackson | @HOU |
| QB | Jordan Love | @LAR |
| RB | James Cook III | KAN |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb | PHI |
| FL | Breece Hall | @MIA |
| FL | Tee Higgins | NOR |
| PK | Evan McPherson | NOR |
| PK | Eddy Pineiro | SEA |
| DF | Trey Hendrickson | @HOU |
| DF | Tuli Tuipulotu | NWE |
| DF | Andrew Van Ginkel | ATL |
| DF | Rashan Gary | PHI |
| TX | Cam Skattebo | @IND |
| TX | Matthew Golden | @LAR |
| TX | Brian Thomas Jr. | TEN |
| TX | Jacory Croskey-Merritt | @ARI |
| TX | Jordan Addison | ATL |
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Updated: 9/7/26 9:54am
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| Yeast Infection | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Dak Prescott | PHI |
| QB | Jalen Hurts | @DAL |
| RB | Ashton Jeanty | @CLE |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase | NOR |
| FL | Travis Etienne Jr. | @CIN |
| FL | Davante Adams | GNB |
| PK | Cam Little | TEN |
| PK | Cairo Santos | @DET |
| DF | Aidan Hutchinson | CHI |
| DF | Danielle Hunter | BAL |
| DF | Abdul Carter | @IND |
| DF | DeForest Buckner | NYG |
| TX | Kenny Gainwell | CAR |
| TX | Michael Pittman Jr. | DEN |
| TX | Wan'Dale Robinson | @JAC |
| TX | Kyle Monangai | @DET |
| TX | Malik Willis | NYJ |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Sactown Shrimpers | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Matthew Stafford | GNB |
| QB | Kirk Cousins | @CLE |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | CHI |
| WR | Ladd McConkey | NWE |
| FL | Kyren Williams | GNB |
| FL | Garrett Wilson | @MIA |
| PK | Cameron Dicker | NWE |
| PK | Matt Gay | @CLE |
| DF | Brian Burns | @IND |
| DF | Maxx Crosby | @CLE |
| DF | Aaron Donald | GNB |
| DF | R Mason Thomas | @BUF |
| TX | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WAS |
| TX | Rachaad White | @ARI |
| TX | KC Concepcion | LVR |
| TX | George Kittle | SEA |
| TX | Mike Washington Jr. | @CLE |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Team Whitey | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Trevor Lawrence | TEN |
| QB | Brock Purdy | SEA |
| RB | Jadarian Price | @SFO |
| WR | Puka Nacua | GNB |
| FL | Nico Collins | BAL |
| FL | Chris Olave | @CIN |
| PK | Jake Bates | CHI |
| PK | Wil Lutz | @PIT |
| DF | Myles Garrett | GNB |
| DF | Josh Sweat | WAS |
| DF | Al-Quadin Muhammad | CAR |
| DF | Derek Stingley Jr. | BAL |
| TX | Josh Jacobs | @LAR |
| TX | MarShawn Lloyd | @LAR |
| TX | Carnell Tate | @JAC |
| TX | Kaelon Black | SEA |
| TX | Jacoby Brissett | WAS |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:51pm
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| Glory Holes | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Justin Herbert | NWE |
| QB | Jaxson Dart | @IND |
| RB | Omarion Hampton | NWE |
| WR | Brock Bowers | @CLE |
| FL | Javonte Williams | PHI |
| FL | Zay Flowers | @HOU |
| PK | Brandon Aubrey | PHI |
| PK | Blake Grupe | @MIA |
| DF | Montez Sweat | @DET |
| DF | Caleb Downs | PHI |
| DF | Malachi Lawrence | PHI |
| DF | DeMarvion Overshown | PHI |
| TX | Jonathon Brooks | @TAM |
| TX | Quentin Johnston | NWE |
| TX | Blake Corum | GNB |
| TX | Keaton Mitchell | NWE |
| TX | Romeo Doubs | @LAC |
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Updated: 9/7/26 4:38pm
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| Stumps | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Caleb Williams | @DET |
| QB | Kyler Murray | ATL |
| RB | David Montgomery | BAL |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown | CHI |
| FL | A.J. Brown | @LAC |
| FL | Malik Nabers | @IND |
| PK | Andy Borregales | @LAC |
| PK | Joey Slye | @JAC |
| DF | Will Anderson Jr. | BAL |
| DF | James Pearce Jr. | @MIN |
| DF | Jeffery Simmons | @JAC |
| DF | Jared Verse | LVR |
| TX | Bhayshul Tuten | TEN |
| TX | Colston Loveland | @DET |
| TX | Jaylen Warren | DEN |
| TX | Chuba Hubbard | @TAM |
| TX | Tyler Warren | NYG |
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Updated: 9/7/26 10:02am
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| Superbowl Bound | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Joe Burrow | NOR |
| QB | Jayden Daniels | @ARI |
| RB | Bijan Robinson | @MIN |
| WR | Tetairoa McMillan | @TAM |
| FL | Jeremiyah Love | WAS |
| FL | Emeka Egbuka | CAR |
| PK | Ka'imi Fairbairn | BAL |
| PK | Will Reichard | ATL |
| DF | Josh Hines-Allen | TEN |
| DF | Odafe Oweh | @ARI |
| DF | David Bailey | @MIA |
| DF | Rueben Bain Jr. | CAR |
| TX | Mike Evans | SEA |
| TX | Tyler Allgeier | WAS |
| TX | Stefon Diggs | @ARI |
| TX | Josh Downs | NYG |
| TX | Brian Robinson | @MIN |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Redskins | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | @BUF |
| QB | Josh Allen | KAN |
| RB | De'Von Achane | NYJ |
| WR | Rashee Rice | @BUF |
| FL | D'Andre Swift | @DET |
| FL | Trey McBride | WAS |
| PK | Jason Myers | @SFO |
| PK | Tyler Loop | @HOU |
| DF | DeMarcus Lawrence | @SFO |
| DF | Jonathon Cooper | @PIT |
| DF | Alex Highsmith | DEN |
| DF | Uchenna Nwosu | @SFO |
| TX | DJ Moore | KAN |
| TX | TreVeyon Henderson | @LAC |
| TX | Rico Dowdle | DEN |
| TX | Jayden Reed | @LAR |
| TX | Daniel Jones | NYG |
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Updated: 9/7/26 4:56pm
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| Brown Sugar | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Bo Nix | @PIT |
| QB | Cam Ward | @JAC |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III | @BUF |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | @SFO |
| FL | Drake London | @MIN |
| FL | Quinshon Judkins | LVR |
| PK | Jake Elliott | @DAL |
| PK | Dominic Zvada | @IND |
| DF | Micah Parsons | @LAR |
| DF | Laiatu Latu | NYG |
| DF | Byron Young | @DAL |
| DF | Quinnen Williams | PHI |
| TX | Rome Odunze | @DET |
| TX | RJ Harvey | @PIT |
| TX | J.K. Dobbins | @PIT |
| TX | Kyle Pitts Sr. | @MIN |
| TX | DK Metcalf | DEN |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Brighton Bruisers | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Baker Mayfield | CAR |
| QB | Geno Smith | @MIA |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey | SEA |
| WR | DeVonta Smith | @DAL |
| FL | Derrick Henry | @HOU |
| FL | Jaylen Waddle | @PIT |
| PK | Chris Boswell | DEN |
| PK | Trey Smack | @LAR |
| DF | Nik Bonitto | @PIT |
| DF | Nick Bosa | SEA |
| DF | Lukas Van Ness | @LAR |
| DF | Riley Moss | @PIT |
| TX | Luther Burden III | @DET |
| TX | Parker Washington | TEN |
| TX | Jordan Mason | ATL |
| TX | Alec Pierce | NYG |
| TX | Jonah Coleman | @PIT |
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Updated: 9/7/26 10:34am
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| US Americans | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Jared Goff | CHI |
| QB | Sam Darnold | @SFO |
| RB | Chase Brown | NOR |
| WR | George Pickens | PHI |
| FL | Saquon Barkley | @DAL |
| FL | Jameson Williams | CHI |
| PK | Chase McLaughlin | CAR |
| PK | Nick Folk | @MIN |
| DF | Byron Young | GNB |
| DF | Chase Young | @CIN |
| DF | T.J. Watt | DEN |
| DF | Jaelan Phillips | @TAM |
| TX | Rhamondre Stevenson | @LAC |
| TX | Terry McLaurin | @ARI |
| TX | Courtland Sutton | @PIT |
| TX | De'Zhaun Stribling | SEA |
| TX | Tank Bigsby | @DAL |
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Updated: 9/7/26 9:14am
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