| Pillow Biters | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Drake Maye | @DET |
| QB | Tyler Shough | CAR |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor | MIA |
| WR | Justin Jefferson | @GNB |
| FL | Bucky Irving | BYE |
| FL | Christian Watson | MIN |
| PK | Harrison Butker | @ATL |
| PK | Daniel Carlson | CAR |
| DF | Marcus Jones | @DET |
| DF | Dallas Turner | @GNB |
| DF | Kevin Byard III | @DET |
| DF | Jalyx Hunt | BYE |
| TX | Chris Godwin Jr. | BYE |
| TX | Tony Pollard | JAC |
| TX | Michael Wilson | LAR |
| TX | Woody Marks | @CLE |
| TX | Devaughn Vele | CAR |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Abusement Park | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Lamar Jackson | LAC |
| QB | Jordan Love | MIN |
| RB | James Cook III | @NYJ |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb | SFO |
| FL | Breece Hall | BUF |
| FL | Tee Higgins | PIT |
| PK | Evan McPherson | PIT |
| PK | Eddy Pineiro | @DAL |
| DF | Trey Hendrickson | LAC |
| DF | Tuli Tuipulotu | @BAL |
| DF | Andrew Van Ginkel | @GNB |
| DF | Rashan Gary | SFO |
| TX | Cam Skattebo | WAS |
| TX | Matthew Golden | MIN |
| TX | Brian Thomas Jr. | @TEN |
| TX | Jacory Croskey-Merritt | @NYG |
| TX | Jordan Addison | @GNB |
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Updated: 9/7/26 9:54am
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| Yeast Infection | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Dak Prescott | SFO |
| QB | Jalen Hurts | BYE |
| RB | Ashton Jeanty | SEA |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase | PIT |
| FL | Travis Etienne Jr. | CAR |
| FL | Davante Adams | @ARI |
| PK | Cam Little | @TEN |
| PK | Cairo Santos | BYE |
| DF | Aidan Hutchinson | NWE |
| DF | Danielle Hunter | @CLE |
| DF | Abdul Carter | WAS |
| DF | DeForest Buckner | MIA |
| TX | Kenny Gainwell | BYE |
| TX | Michael Pittman Jr. | @CIN |
| TX | Wan'Dale Robinson | JAC |
| TX | Kyle Monangai | BYE |
| TX | Malik Willis | @IND |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Sactown Shrimpers | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Matthew Stafford | @ARI |
| QB | Kirk Cousins | SEA |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | NWE |
| WR | Ladd McConkey | @BAL |
| FL | Kyren Williams | @ARI |
| FL | Garrett Wilson | BUF |
| PK | Cameron Dicker | @BAL |
| PK | Matt Gay | SEA |
| DF | Brian Burns | WAS |
| DF | Maxx Crosby | SEA |
| DF | Aaron Donald | @ARI |
| DF | R Mason Thomas | @ATL |
| TX | Marvin Harrison Jr. | LAR |
| TX | Rachaad White | @NYG |
| TX | KC Concepcion | HOU |
| TX | George Kittle | @DAL |
| TX | Mike Washington Jr. | SEA |
|
Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Team Whitey | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Trevor Lawrence | @TEN |
| QB | Brock Purdy | @DAL |
| RB | Jadarian Price | @LVR |
| WR | Puka Nacua | @ARI |
| FL | Nico Collins | @CLE |
| FL | Chris Olave | CAR |
| PK | Jake Bates | NWE |
| PK | Wil Lutz | BYE |
| DF | Myles Garrett | @ARI |
| DF | Josh Sweat | LAR |
| DF | Al-Quadin Muhammad | BYE |
| DF | Derek Stingley Jr. | @CLE |
| TX | Josh Jacobs | MIN |
| TX | MarShawn Lloyd | MIN |
| TX | Carnell Tate | JAC |
| TX | Kaelon Black | @DAL |
| TX | Jacoby Brissett | LAR |
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Updated: 9/7/26 12:51pm
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| Glory Holes | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Justin Herbert | @BAL |
| QB | Jaxson Dart | WAS |
| RB | Omarion Hampton | @BAL |
| WR | Brock Bowers | SEA |
| FL | Javonte Williams | SFO |
| FL | Zay Flowers | LAC |
| PK | Brandon Aubrey | SFO |
| PK | Blake Grupe | BUF |
| DF | Montez Sweat | BYE |
| DF | Caleb Downs | SFO |
| DF | Malachi Lawrence | SFO |
| DF | DeMarvion Overshown | SFO |
| TX | Jonathon Brooks | @NOR |
| TX | Quentin Johnston | @BAL |
| TX | Blake Corum | @ARI |
| TX | Keaton Mitchell | @BAL |
| TX | Romeo Doubs | @DET |
|
Updated: 9/7/26 4:38pm
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| Stumps | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Caleb Williams | BYE |
| QB | Kyler Murray | @GNB |
| RB | David Montgomery | @CLE |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown | NWE |
| FL | A.J. Brown | @DET |
| FL | Malik Nabers | WAS |
| PK | Andy Borregales | @DET |
| PK | Joey Slye | JAC |
| DF | Will Anderson Jr. | @CLE |
| DF | James Pearce Jr. | KAN |
| DF | Jeffery Simmons | JAC |
| DF | Jared Verse | HOU |
| TX | Bhayshul Tuten | @TEN |
| TX | Colston Loveland | BYE |
| TX | Jaylen Warren | @CIN |
| TX | Chuba Hubbard | @NOR |
| TX | Tyler Warren | MIA |
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Updated: 9/7/26 10:02am
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| Superbowl Bound | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Joe Burrow | PIT |
| QB | Jayden Daniels | @NYG |
| RB | Bijan Robinson | KAN |
| WR | Tetairoa McMillan | @NOR |
| FL | Jeremiyah Love | LAR |
| FL | Emeka Egbuka | BYE |
| PK | Ka'imi Fairbairn | @CLE |
| PK | Will Reichard | @GNB |
| DF | Josh Hines-Allen | @TEN |
| DF | Odafe Oweh | @NYG |
| DF | David Bailey | BUF |
| DF | Rueben Bain Jr. | BYE |
| TX | Mike Evans | @DAL |
| TX | Tyler Allgeier | LAR |
| TX | Stefon Diggs | @NYG |
| TX | Josh Downs | MIA |
| TX | Brian Robinson | KAN |
|
Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Redskins | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | @ATL |
| QB | Josh Allen | @NYJ |
| RB | De'Von Achane | @IND |
| WR | Rashee Rice | @ATL |
| FL | D'Andre Swift | BYE |
| FL | Trey McBride | LAR |
| PK | Jason Myers | @LVR |
| PK | Tyler Loop | LAC |
| DF | DeMarcus Lawrence | @LVR |
| DF | Jonathon Cooper | BYE |
| DF | Alex Highsmith | @CIN |
| DF | Uchenna Nwosu | @LVR |
| TX | DJ Moore | @NYJ |
| TX | TreVeyon Henderson | @DET |
| TX | Rico Dowdle | @CIN |
| TX | Jayden Reed | MIN |
| TX | Daniel Jones | MIA |
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Updated: 9/7/26 4:56pm
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| Brown Sugar | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Bo Nix | BYE |
| QB | Cam Ward | JAC |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III | @ATL |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | @LVR |
| FL | Drake London | KAN |
| FL | Quinshon Judkins | HOU |
| PK | Jake Elliott | BYE |
| PK | Dominic Zvada | WAS |
| DF | Micah Parsons | MIN |
| DF | Laiatu Latu | MIA |
| DF | Byron Young | BYE |
| DF | Quinnen Williams | SFO |
| TX | Rome Odunze | BYE |
| TX | RJ Harvey | BYE |
| TX | J.K. Dobbins | BYE |
| TX | Kyle Pitts Sr. | KAN |
| TX | DK Metcalf | @CIN |
|
Updated: 9/7/26 12:00am
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| Brighton Bruisers | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Baker Mayfield | BYE |
| QB | Geno Smith | BUF |
| RB | Christian McCaffrey | @DAL |
| WR | DeVonta Smith | BYE |
| FL | Derrick Henry | LAC |
| FL | Jaylen Waddle | BYE |
| PK | Chris Boswell | @CIN |
| PK | Trey Smack | MIN |
| DF | Nik Bonitto | BYE |
| DF | Nick Bosa | @DAL |
| DF | Lukas Van Ness | MIN |
| DF | Riley Moss | BYE |
| TX | Luther Burden III | BYE |
| TX | Parker Washington | @TEN |
| TX | Jordan Mason | @GNB |
| TX | Alec Pierce | MIA |
| TX | Jonah Coleman | BYE |
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Updated: 9/7/26 10:34am
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| US Americans | ||
|---|---|---|
| P | Player | Opp |
| QB | Jared Goff | NWE |
| QB | Sam Darnold | @LVR |
| RB | Chase Brown | PIT |
| WR | George Pickens | SFO |
| FL | Saquon Barkley | BYE |
| FL | Jameson Williams | NWE |
| PK | Chase McLaughlin | BYE |
| PK | Nick Folk | KAN |
| DF | Byron Young | @ARI |
| DF | Chase Young | CAR |
| DF | T.J. Watt | @CIN |
| DF | Jaelan Phillips | @NOR |
| TX | Rhamondre Stevenson | @DET |
| TX | Terry McLaurin | @NYG |
| TX | Courtland Sutton | BYE |
| TX | De'Zhaun Stribling | @DAL |
| TX | Tank Bigsby | BYE |
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Updated: 9/7/26 9:14am
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